it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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