We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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