I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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