Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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