just tell him i said nine months
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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