Christians are straight up FREAKS
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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