Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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