Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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