After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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