you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i believe in u and ur pee
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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