I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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