Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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