isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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