guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
