we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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