My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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