Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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