You made me cry and you don't even care
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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