# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
