:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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