i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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