: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
