VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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