It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I FOUND THE LEGS
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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