CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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