escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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