I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I understand Curling. That high.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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