Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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