Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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