If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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