What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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