I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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