So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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