i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
FUCK WHALES
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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