my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I came so hard my ears popped.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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