so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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