she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wish i was in the wii world.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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