I feel like abortions should bother me more
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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