If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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