RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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