Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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