Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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