When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
