Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I party with great urgency now.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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