sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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