We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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