Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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