I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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