talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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