Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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