we have officially lost it.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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