I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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