Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
handjob tips. give me some.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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