i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
