I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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