Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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