You surviving the open bar?
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yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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