i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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