i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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