it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I think your dad took our porno
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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