He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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