I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
